tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post2507949940798283300..comments2024-03-18T16:18:54.735+10:30Comments on Adventures of a sequin cat: Sequin Cat's guide to living out of your handbagThe Sequin Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17532142271773411830noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-20907810343143727652009-11-16T09:15:03.073+10:302009-11-16T09:15:03.073+10:30Well, I don't mind sharing, even though I sinc...Well, I don't mind sharing, even though I sincerely doubt there'll be any such "let's keep it glamorous" than in your own life-out-of-handbag process. Plus, I'm not sure I can speak for the whole of Parisian Males.<br /><br />But, anyway... Basing my sources on my recently renewed rekidling (arrr!) of after-midnite lifestyle, I think I can affirm than must of us of the beardy kind, would first look at the following (using your own categories):<br /> - Hide the evidence: clean up unwanted hairs from place of sleep. You know. The curly ones. If there is such a case, remove unsighlty condom(s)+package(s), throw in building dumpster on the way out (don't flush, don't use hosts trashcan) ;<br /> - Make up: find a good excuse to leave while not sounding like a douchebar to your lady host. Like, "do you want some croissants for breakfast?" If sleeping with a male friend, oh well, just high-five him and leave. Next round's on you ;<br /> - Freshen up: you don't have toothbrush. No you don't. Munch on a few tic-tacs, you'll brush once at home. Maybe ;<br /> - Time to go: indeed, don't forget to pee -- you never know how far you could be from your home :) Flush, lower toilet seat (remember: not a douchebag).<br /> <br />Ok, now that we've had a laugh, a look at what would be perfect, really:<br /> - Wake up<br /> - Remember where you are.<br /> - Strategies<br /> - Alone in bed? Sleep some more!<br /> - Not alone?<br /> - a male friend: push him out<br /> - a female friend: get out of bed as silentyl as possible, make yourself useful while she wakes up (make coffee?)<br /> - a romantic partner: cuddle<br /> - host want you<br /> - to stay: great! enjoy breakfast and conversation! But don't forget to dress. Or not, right?<br /> - to leave, like, ASAP: grab clothes, dress, leave ASAP<br /> - time to leave. Bid farwel to your acquaintances, and wish them a good. Stroll down to the local Métro station, and start making plans for next time. Also: start thinking about buying a travel toothbrush, maybe.Xavierhttp://xavier.borderie.net/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-41426668335645532122009-11-13T00:07:32.179+10:302009-11-13T00:07:32.179+10:30@Hannah Elzabeth: Good luck on your adventures!
@...@Hannah Elzabeth: Good luck on your adventures!<br /><br />@WendyB: We don't want to look like total trashbags on Wednesday mornings, do we?<br /><br />@Pattycakebatter: Panadol: genius! I usually just use whatever deodorant I find in the bathroom.. men's, women's, it doesn't matter<br /><br />@Melissa: There's not much you can't do with a sink and a bar of soap!<br /><br />@Xavier: I'd love to read a male's perspective of an impromptu sleepover if you care on sharing?The Sequin Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17532142271773411830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-19632245854607417172009-11-12T10:08:00.790+10:302009-11-12T10:08:00.790+10:30Ahaha, love it! Nice to hear about what happens &q...Ahaha, love it! Nice to hear about what happens "on the other side". We boys... I mean, us dudes (yeah!) do tend to only care for part 3 (at least the most sophisticated ones do), and the evidence to hide are not always of the makeup kind :)Xavierhttp://xavier.borderie.net/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-45253320245798029772009-11-11T15:35:34.025+10:302009-11-11T15:35:34.025+10:30well put!! although i'd be craving a shirt and...well put!! although i'd be craving a shirt and bra within a day or so... knickers can be washed in a sink if desperate!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14429908200230645325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-1686549619988273312009-11-11T12:03:56.853+10:302009-11-11T12:03:56.853+10:30I'm usually good at packing little essentials ...I'm usually good at packing little essentials in my bag - deodorant, mints, panadol - But I always forget the knickers!<br /><br />Mostly I end up going commando the morning after... sometimes it's better not to wear undies at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-83238509846317933222009-11-11T11:28:14.567+10:302009-11-11T11:28:14.567+10:30Love the bit about removing the evidence!Love the bit about removing the evidence!WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15578678568161906538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349514307610395410.post-86574740575645351382009-11-11T07:18:08.782+10:302009-11-11T07:18:08.782+10:30haha this is amazing, i'm totally going to be ...haha this is amazing, i'm totally going to be taking your advice in about five days!<br /><br />xxHannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02639377250450855934noreply@blogger.com